Sqwuak 1400 - Mineral Wash Boxy Cotton T-Shirt

For the pilots who know that sometimes the radio call really can wait. “Dude, I’m Literally Squawking 1400” takes one of those oddly specific pieces of northern flying culture and turns it into an NPC staple. A little aviation humour, a little attitude, and the kind of reference that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside the cockpit.

The tee features an all-over mineral wash treatment for a worn-in, vintage look, paired with a relaxed, boxy drop-shoulder fit. Made from 100% cotton, it has a soft but substantial feel that complements the distressed streetwear aesthetic. The mineral wash gives each piece its own slightly weathered character, making it feel more like an old favourite than something fresh off the rack.

Built for pilots, ramp rats, northern crews, and anyone who has ever looked at an uncontrolled airport and thought:

Dude. I’m literally squawking 1400. ✈️